Mif

Mom I'm fucking.

See that blonde over there? She's my mif!

by RhodesNYC May 18, 2009

Mif

Mom or Mother I fucked

Steven:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Garret:Nah dude shes a mif
Steven:What's a mif?
Garret:Mom I Fucked

by peaurgboipsgb June 13, 2007

Miffed

To be slightly irritated by something.

I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

miffed

To be slightly annoyed, specifically with someone or something.

Jane is a bit miffed with Sally.

by Katie October 8, 2003

MIF

a MIF is a MILF without the L.
In other words, a mom that I fucked.

charlie: Damn look at Michele's mom she is such a MILF!
Me: Nah, she's a MIF on my list.

by osco50 March 14, 2008

MIF

Similar to MILF "Mum I'd Like To Fuck", however MIF stands for "Mum I Fucked".

Harry: Kenny your Mum's a MILF

Kenny: Oi!

Ryan: Kenny your Mum's a MIF

Kenny: ....

Ryan: ;)

by Dyaaar December 12, 2009

miffed it

You fucked up, typically causing damage of property. Generally resulting in ridicule from close friends.

My sister totaled her car, she miffed it.

by sotsirh October 9, 2016