A man-wife, common in rural Ireland and Scotland, also India, although most of India is rural anyway.
by yummyburgers August 29, 2005
Male Wife. Often in a relationship when the male counterpart assumes the role of a caring wife providing love, support and nurturing to the family and Fubby. Used by both homosexual and heterosexual relationship.
He is my mife. I want you to be my mife.
by Single Woman June 24, 2011
The feeling when you catch girlfriend in bed with a farmyard animal and she doesnt stop when she notices you.
by AJ April 23, 2004
Husband ~ Hey baby can I have a sandwhich please
Wife ~ Get up and get it yourself
Husband ~ Well god damnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was I thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy bitch
thats a mife you want a wife not a mife
Wife ~ Get up and get it yourself
Husband ~ Well god damnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was I thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy bitch
thats a mife you want a wife not a mife
by FOR THE DICTIONARY! October 09, 2009
(Verb) The act of looking intentionally unattractive but with such immense confidence that people still find you attractive; the opposite of mogging
Person 1: Did you see Jake today? No jawline, skinny jeans, and a lazy eye?
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't keep my eyes off of him. He was mifing so hard.
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't keep my eyes off of him. He was mifing so hard.
by halenm69 March 21, 2025
The act of making yourself intentionally unattractive, but with such immense confidence, you still appear desirable
Person 1: dude you look so chopped right now
Person 2: yeah the huzz are all over me. I'm mifing so hard.
Person 2: yeah the huzz are all over me. I'm mifing so hard.
by halenm69 March 22, 2025
by T-Rexxing January 01, 2022