A man-wife, common in rural Ireland and Scotland, also India, although most of India is rural anyway.
by yummyburgers September 19, 2005

Male Wife. Often in a relationship when the male counterpart assumes the role of a caring wife providing love, support and nurturing to the family and Fubby. Used by both homosexual and heterosexual relationship.
He is my mife. I want you to be my mife.
by Single Woman June 29, 2011

The feeling when you catch girlfriend in bed with a farmyard animal and she doesnt stop when she notices you.
Jack was in a mife
by AJ April 23, 2004

Husband ~ Hey baby can I have a sandwhich please
Wife ~ Get up and get it yourself
Husband ~ Well god damnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was I thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy bitch
thats a mife you want a wife not a mife
Wife ~ Get up and get it yourself
Husband ~ Well god damnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was I thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy bitch
thats a mife you want a wife not a mife
by FOR THE DICTIONARY! October 9, 2009

by T-Rexxing December 31, 2021

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 14, 2023

The act of making yourself intentionally unattractive, but with such immense confidence, you still appear desirable
Person 1: dude you look so chopped right now
Person 2: yeah the huzz are all over me. I'm mifing so hard.
Person 2: yeah the huzz are all over me. I'm mifing so hard.
by halenm69 March 22, 2025
