Mife

A man-wife, common in rural Ireland and Scotland, also India, although most of India is rural anyway.

Dude, check out that beard, I 'aint ever seen a mife like that before!

by yummyburgers August 29, 2005

Mife

Male Wife. Often in a relationship when the male counterpart assumes the role of a caring wife providing love, support and nurturing to the family and Fubby. Used by both homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

He is my mife. I want you to be my mife.

by Single Woman June 24, 2011

Mife

The feeling when you catch girlfriend in bed with a farmyard animal and she doesnt stop when she notices you.

Jack was in a mife

by AJ April 23, 2004

Mife

(mom + wife = Mife)

When your wife treats you like shes your mom.

Husband ~ Hey baby can I have a sandwhich please

Wife ~ Get up and get it yourself

Husband ~ Well god damnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was I thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy bitch

thats a mife you want a wife not a mife

by FOR THE DICTIONARY! October 9, 2009

Mife

The pifes mife, heaven sent man pife ,, uncle mifey mife

Hey mife your now a part of the pifes

by T-Rexxing January 1, 2022

mife

Short for mifepristone, the most frequently prescribed FDA approved abortion drug.

Keep your hands off my mife!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 14, 2023