get a glass of milk and put a healthy load in it and put it in your refridgerator. Have some friends come over and ask any if they want a drink. Give them a drink and say you only have a glass of milk leftover for one person. Give them the Midnight Milk and laugh when there done.
So Ethan and Zach came over last night and I gave Ethan the Ol' Midnight Milk ha the fag didnt even know either!
by Allen Pankovich December 30, 2008
A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person
by Mtg187 August 08, 2022