midgtard

A mentally retarded midget or little person.

Chico: Dude, why is that midget licking his shoe like that?
Sven: Can't you tell, man? That guys a midgtard.

by gribblet666 February 6, 2010

Midgtard

Midget Retard

The Midget Retard had sex with another midget retard who then had super power Midgtard Mythical Babies!

by MAGA KING August 9, 2022

Midgtard

It’s a retarded midget

It’s a midgtard with its cock out

by Cumbo November 2, 2023

Midgardian

A Midgardian is a Earth dweller also know as humans. This is because in Norse mythology there are 9 Realms, and Earth is named Midgard so people that live there are called Midgardians.

"In all of Midgard I have never seen a Midgardian as beautiful as you."

by PrinceLoki March 29, 2016

Midgard

In Norse myth, the defensive fortress which the gods build about the middle portion of the earth allotted to men in order to protect mankind from the giants. Midgard ("middle world") is on the same level as Nidavellir (land of the dwarfs), Svartalfheim (land of the dark elves/dwarfs) and Jotunheim (the land of the giants).

Old Norse: Midgardr

Fredji! Quick let us retreat to Midgard.

by Hieros August 1, 2005

mingtard

Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)

Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

Midgetard

A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget

"awww, look at that funny little midgetard"
or
"you loser, you're such a midgetard"

by Cocksucker December 17, 2003