A town in Baltimore County, MD that is dirty also named “Dirty River” and also known for drug dealers
Oh Middle River yeah it’s pretty trashy
by @NickBregoli March 11, 2018
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Miles river middle school is the preppiest middle school in Massachusetts exclusively for the stuck up kids in Hamilton wenham. When walking through the halls you will be overwhelmed with the amount of vineyard vines you see. MRMS is known for High test scores and chill kids. The school does very well in sports and has the nicest equipment because we live in Hamilton wenham
by Sexy person125 September 30, 2016
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Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people
MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School?
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s
by Teaspilleralery263673 September 21, 2019
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A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.

Notable Groups and individuals:

•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.

•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.

•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.

• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.

•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.

•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.

•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.

• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
I hate you!!! Go to Crystal River middle school!!!
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Indian River Middle School is, filled with fake ass people and it’s a hell hole that know one should go to.
by Sarah Combs February 14, 2020
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A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.
I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!
by Donewithlife707 September 22, 2020
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A school with the grades of 6-8. Created about ten years back i believe. It's probably one of the most newest school in the Maltby area (considering the maltby area only has one other school). Though it had pretty good teachers, the teachers that go there now are highly unpredictable. Most of the old timers have retired, but from what I've heard, the new teachers there are pretty mean and disciplining. Once a drugfree place, the place itself is now full of druggies! (or so i've heard). The kids there yap away like nothing, and that get's the nerves of the teachers obviously. Now you see why the teachers might be so mean. Either way, it's an ok school. The school colors are green, black and grey while the school mascot is a hawk.
The real hidden river, which the school Hidden River Middle School was named after is actually just a small puddle about the size of a pothole.
by The_Good_Samaritan December 6, 2011
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