<Phone call>
"Hey what's up buddy?"
"Nothing, call me back later."
<Hang up>
"WTF was that! I must have caught him midstroke with his girlfriend. Total coitus interruptus."
The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often performed in solitude, on the toilet, and rarely admitted to in public — for good reason.
Bro… I walked in on Kyle mid-Mudstroke. I can’t unsee that.”
“He said it helps him multitask. That’s not productivity, that’s a Mudstroke.”
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.