mid life crisis 

when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.

"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"

mid life crisis by Someone Who's Seen It October 6, 2008

Mid Life Crisis 

You are considered to have a "Mid Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 30 and 60

See also One Eight Life Crisis and Quater Life Crisis

"I'm having a mid-life crisis! I'm 38, single, and really depressed"

Mid Life Crisis by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Mid life crisis 

when you and a less talented friend go skiing/snowboarding and when you go down the hill, your friend goes first and you wait for them to wipe out somewhere in the middle, referred to as their "mid life crisis" to go down after them to avoid crashing into them.

snowboarder 1: see ya at at the bottom!

Snowboarder 2: ok, wait till my mid life crisis to come down after me, with my suckish skills i'd probably get in your way if you went down any sooner.

Snowboarder 1: true.

Mid life crisis by bengals56 March 7, 2010

Mid Life Crisis 

When playing a video game, getting really close to losing a life but making a miraculous comeback.

I was really close to a high score in Pacman, then I had a mid life crisis and almost lost it, but things turned out okay.

Mid Life Crisis by Gradez August 4, 2007

mid life crisis 

when you are suffering beacuse your whole life is mid.

bros having "mid life cirsis" he ain't got no Drip at all.

look at chad his life is the defenition of *Mid life crisis*

mid life crisis by cluckingchocolate October 17, 2022

Mid life Crisis 

A period of time in someone middle or old age years where they want to be younger again.

Ruby is in her 40s and actually 14, I think she having a mid life crisis

Mid life Crisis by 459395 April 28, 2023

mid-life crisis 

Mid-life crisis (MLC, not to be confused with TLC) is a very common among people ranging from 30-50 years of age. In every aspects of our lives, mid-life crisis finds its voice through every passage of our lives. People with mid-life crisis falsely believed that they are young (from ages 15-25). They drive a Corvette, Mustang, and other sports vehicles. On a daily basis, people with mid-life crisis can be discovered/hunt down on regular college campuses. People with mid-life crisis can be best described by using the term-"middy-life." Middy-lifes have an untrammeled desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness and horniness. The effects of mid-life crisis can lead an individual to evolve into a pedo bear.

If you are 30 years old or older, then you are a mid-life crisis.

mid-life crisis by benchmax345 May 10, 2008