Microsofted

To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s

Dude, I just got Microsofted!

by HalideRadar July 09, 2021

CBI

The Chinese version of FBI. The Chinese Butt of Invisibility. They can spy on you with technology from Huawei and Xiaomi.

Dude, the CBI is coming!

by HalideRadar November 05, 2019