Michael Ray 

Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile, cry, and even mad.He's ugly but you fall in love with him, he acts like he doesn't care for others but inside he really does, he acts tough, but is soft on the inside. No he won't like you back, but you still think about him and him smiling. He is addicted to juuling. You will always know Michael as your first love, he's a sweet boy but just doesn't quite show it.

Girl: IM IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL RAY
girl2: he likes someone else
Girl: oh

Michael Ray by lotionluver November 18, 2019

Michaelbaytion 

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

Michaelbaytion by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

MichaelBaySplosion 

A huge, over-exaggerated explosion, often seen in many Michael Bay movies and some video games. The explosion is always unrealistic (if not most of the time).

Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.

MichaelBaySplosion by Percival Sweetwater III June 23, 2011

MichaelJaye 

The ideal boyfriend for almost any girl. Creative, strong, athletic, but not so smart! This is the kind of person best to be a friend but not as a cheat on a math test

MichaelJaye is amazing

MichaelJaye by Source7777 September 16, 2018

Michaelrandolph 

A BRAT WHO CALLS CALEB ENTITLED WITH HYDRO AND CODY HE IS A BULLY

Hydro:"yo michaelrandolph you know Caleb's entitled right"
Michaelrandolph:"yeah he is"
Caleb" NO I AM NOT YOU SRE

Michaelrandolph by Therealhydrolava August 13, 2019

michaelryan 

He is awesome. That's right he's so awesome.

Oh my goodness. Is that michaelryan over there? He's so awesome.

michaelryan by Xnjdhdmslw June 7, 2021