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Michael Lai 

The biggest pimp on earth. 400 concubines and 200 wives
Michael Lai by Packmaster73 October 18, 2008
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Jacob Michael Laino 

A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex
You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.

Michaella 

A name of a very beautiful girl. She doesn't know she is beautiful. Best girlfriend in the world. Often she will find herself unhappy, as she tries to make everyone feel good before herself. She is damn sexy, cute, and sweet. She can be shy at times but is great in bed. Most girls don't get along good with her seeing as they are jealous. She is an amazing person and a very loyal friend. Also, gives the best blow jobs known to man.
"Dude! You're dating Michaella? Nice man."
Michaella by screwtwilight187 February 5, 2010

Michaella 

A girl with both beauty on the inside and on the outside. She can often be seen with low self-esteem although she is very caring and motherly, especailly to people who are disadvantaged or have special needs.
That girl, she's a right Michaella
Michaella by Pepper Clarke March 2, 2008

Michaella 

Very smart, and cute. Loves to be around boys. Best girlfriend ever, hot and sexy. Every boy wants her.
Boy 1: I want a Michaella!!
Boy 2: I have one!
Michaella by Lollipop16897 March 9, 2009

Michaella 

Michaella will be one of your closest friends. She's super creative, talented, sweet and funny. She will most likely find the funniest thing, which will become your an inside joke. Michaella is loves to dance and is amazing at it. Michaella is never far if you need to talk. If you have no Michaella in your life, then you need to find one asap.
"Wow! How do dance like that Michaella?"
Michaella by TheNewAvatar October 9, 2020

Michaella 

A girl that lacks in self confidence and can often be seen with anxiety disorders, such as OCD, PTSD, SIB, PD, Anorexia and Bulemia.

Michaella is the sort of girl that is however, very beautiful both on the outside and the inside. She is very caring and motherly, especially with disadvantaged people or those with special needs. Michaella is a very kind girl, needing love and trust, as it is what she craves.
That girl, she's a right Michaella.
Michaella by Pepper Clarke March 1, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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