MichaelaLife

The most pretty and lovely young lady I've ever met! You're a stupid idiot if you leave her. She makes you laugh and grin when you're down, even while she's dealing with her own troubles. A child of God and a servant. She is a really humble and lovely person. MichaelaLife is a wonderful, caring friend. She's the type of buddy who will always be there for you.

She is very gorgeous!! I desperately want MichaelaLife to be my best friend.

MichaelaLife by Lincey Valerie June 17, 2021

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michaelcliffordsbitch

michaelcliffordsbitch is a person who is makes deez nuts jokes 24/7(really good ones too). they also call TIMBITS munchkins which is the most wrong thing ever. also they are pretty cool ig🙄🙄 OH YEAH THEY ALSO CAME UP WITH BUG WRESTLING MATCHES.

person 1: whos that person that is really radical i forgot their name
person 2: oh it’s michaelcliffordsbitch

person 1: oh thanks good golly idk what i would’ve done if i forgot

michaelcliffordsbitch by microwavedeggs May 31, 2021

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Michaelallen

A true man which one first name is not enough to satisfy his animalistic and powerful presence. Truly a god amongst men

Amy: Your such a michaelallen Michaelallen.

Michaelallen by Bean_daddy July 15, 2018

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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