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Mexican Name Scale

The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.

10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF

9: Moreno--very BA

8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy

7: Ramirez--pretty cool

6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all

5: Flores--nice person

4: Mendoza--decent but not good

3: Castro--a bit asanine

2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly

1: Gomez--what an idiot!
If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.
Mexican Name Scale by Wentzahol November 9, 2012
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026