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Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.
Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!
Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010

Mexican Jumping Beans 

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.
I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!
Mexican Jumping Beans by baller393 November 4, 2011

mexican jumping beans 

I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

mexican jumping bean 

1. This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border.

2. This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).
Catch that Mexican jumping bean!

Look its a Mexican jumping bean.

Holy $h!% its a Mexican jumping bean!!!

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean 

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

mexican jumping bean 

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out
yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!
mexican jumping bean by poo91 April 13, 2009
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