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Smack Your Mexican Friend Day 

Smack your Mexican Friend for talking bad about you in Spanish! Take the chance while you got it!
Let's smack Juan on December 11th! It's National Smack Your Mexican Friend Day!

The Mexican Sack Pull 

The act of pulling back the nutsack toward and then into the asshole. The person then craps his own balls out of his ass onto a Mexican person.
I need a sandwich after the strenuous The Mexican Sack Pull.

Mexican sack dance 

This is a sexual act usually done by oneself. Ideally, it is done in a desert environment after eating spicy food yet can be done anywhere. After having a bowel movement, wipe some of the fecal matter over your testicles, then lie outside on your back with legs spread. The fecal matter will attract flies which shall land and 'dance' on your testicles thus causes a tingly or arousing sensation.
After I had some really spicy Mexican food, I wiped the other way once and speared my boys, then lied outside with my legs spread a little. The flies came right away and jumped all over it. They gave me the best Mexican Sack Dance ever.
Mexican sack dance by richcara September 26, 2010

Mexican Sack Wave 

Similar to a sack tap but it occurs during anal sex.
It involves several men linked by their penis and ass in a circle. When the man at the back thrusts vigourously, his sack strikes the sack of the man in front, who in turn "sack taps" the next. This then continues around the circle in a wave.
Dawg, that mexican sack wave was wacked last night... we got three rotations!
Mexican Sack Wave by DJ Dave April 21, 2008

mexican sack lunch 

The mexican sack lunch is making use of your condoms in more ways then one. After ejaculating in a proflactic during anal penetracion tie it off carefully so not to spill. Take the tied up condom and give it to a friend so they may savor the love at another date. No refridgeration nessesary.
Hey dude, are you gonna finish that mexican sack lunch?
mexican sack lunch by Cory Komasa January 23, 2007

Mexican Hacky Sack 

The act of fondling a man's salsa covered scrotal sack using only your feet, usually performed as foreplay.
"Dude that mexican chick we met last night gave me an awesome mexican hacky sack before she went down on me"
"Maria started her intimate night with her husband off right by whipping out the salsa and giving him a mexican hacky sack as foreplay"