Mexican Ass

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A Prehistoric Donkey (4-legged hoofed animal) from the southwest or south of the border. Fossilized Remains of it were discovered by archaeologists at or near the La Brea Tar Pits.

On wikipedia. Type in the following key words: "La Brea Tar Pits" Scroll down Until you see a list of all of the prehistoric animals including the "Mexican Ass," that archaeologists found the remains of.

Mexican Ass by Aaron Ferber January 4, 2009

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Mexican Ass

When your ass crack gets all slimy, sweaty and stinky because you didn't wipe good enough.

I took a shit this morning and went to the gym. Now I need to wipe because I have Mexican Ass.

Mexican Ass by L G Miller May 5, 2007

mexican ass gasket

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

mexican ass gasket by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018

Mexican Ass Fountain

Initial steady stream of shit disbursed through the anus ( usually accompanying sever anal burning) whilst on the toilet after a hefty meal of Mexican food.

"I was so sick after I ate five tacos at that Mexican restaurant, talk about a Mexican Ass Fountain!

Mexican Ass Fountain by James Casey & Matt Druken May 22, 2008

Mexican Ass-mash

When you put a burrito on your dick and proceed to fucking somebody in the ass-hole.

Oh man, I gave her a Mexican Ass-mash last night, and when I was finished, her ass-hole was deep, dark purple. It was awesome!

Mexican Ass-mash by liamisawesome1111 November 18, 2015

The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.

Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.

The New Mexican Ass Blast by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025

fine ass mexican guy

1. (n.) An irresistibly gorgeous latino.

2. (n.) A dude that takes your breath away when a half-cocked smile graces his luscious lips a.k.a. a 'Pac Moment'.

3. (n.) Joe from Texas.

1. "I met this FINE ASS MEXICAN GUY in the parking lot and DAMN i had a 'Pac-Moment' cuzz he took my breath away.... "
2. "I met Joe from Texas & he so hot that I was stupefied. I tripped over my stilettos tryina give him my digits!"

fine ass mexican guy by thaREAL-ESTone November 8, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026