Metroness 

Pointless drivel, usually offensive.

"So niggers, what cha' do today?"

Metroness by Jaded Monkey June 16, 2004

metroneck

A cross between a redneck and a metrosexual. If you have a graduate degree, own a gun, and use it regularly, you might be a metroneck. If you live in Montana and drink lattes, you are probably a metroneck. If you live in interior British Columbia, ski 100 days a year, and drink fine wine, you are most certainly a metroneck.

"We just got back from elk hunting...we drank 18 PBR's on the drive back and now we are going to make some foie gras for an appetizer before we head to the symphony...it's been an epic day of metronecking."

metroneck by rootskier January 5, 2009

metrosensual 

When someone, mainly a guy, is in tune with current affairs, style trends, fashion and his feelings but isn't quite considered a full fledged metro-sexual.

Even though Ryan Seacrest may not admit he's metrosexual, he's full on metrosensual.

metrosensual by eastondle June 27, 2010

Metroneck

A generally educated and sophisticated individual who loves metropolitan big city life. A trend or trendy jetsetter. This can include theatre shows, reading travel & leisure or money magazines. They only purchase designer brands of everything, uses latest technology, carries a daybag, sachel, or purse, eats caviar, and routinely obtains manicures and pedicures. This person also happens to originate or posses roots from the rural southern U.S. Or, are called a redneck by some. They enjoy NASCAR, woods or forests. Have shopped at and love Wal-Mart, Piggly Wiggly Supermarkets, biscuits, cornbread, grits, collard greens, okra, pickup trucks, hunting, fishing, farming and own a very slow drawn accent. By definition, this person isn't necessarily gay or straight.

You were born in Vidalia, GA and lived there until you realized you love your family and roots, but really preferred the fast paced and big city living. Therefore, you no loger felt the need to avoid moving to New York, Chicago, or Boston. By using two words in the definition- metropolitan and redneck- Metroneck is the result.

Metroneck by perryrules July 8, 2009

metroneck

A male who grew up living in the country (redneck), who was urbanized not by choice but due to career choices, who is concerned about his appearance (metro sexual) but will not spend copious amounts of money to achieve a certain appearance or lifestyle (cheap).

If he wasn't such a damn redneck we could call him a cheap metrosexual, but I think metroneck better describes him.

metroneck by P Shawn April 21, 2006

Metrosensational 

Derived from the word Metrosexual (meaning the appearance of being gay without actual homosexuality) used to describe a time you spend with a close friend that neither of you will tell to others in fear of being labeled as gay.

Situation:
Dude, last night was awesome (metrosensational) but don't tell James iight?

Metrosensational by WeakSauceyness September 18, 2010

metroneck

a redneck who tries to act like a metrosexual

Look at Billy Bob's clothes. What a metroneck!

metroneck by Jason August 9, 2004