Metcalfed 

To be charmed and tricked into buying goods you really don't want off a dodgey yet charming charactor, then to find out that the items you bought are cheaper to buy in shops.

Jack - I'm just going to see Wayne, i owe him some money. I won't be a minute dude.

Ken - OK mate, i'll wait here for you.

(10 minutes later)

Ken - What the fuck is all that shit?

Jack - It's an i-pod shuffle, a jumper, some sandals, a watch & a DVD player.

Ken - Sweet mate does he have more i-pods?

Jack - Fuck yeah, he has thousands in his spare room.

Ken - I'm gettin one.

(2 days later)

Ken - Dude them i-pods we bought are £5 cheaper in Argos you know?

Jack - Fuck! We have been well and truely Metcalfed !

Metcalfed by Del Boy Victim January 12, 2009

Metcalfed 

When a perfectly good car, ute, tractor, bobcat, drilling rig, truck comes into the possession of a Metcalfe it will never be the same again....ITS BEEN METCALFED!

You want $10,000 for that thing, no way, that's been well and truelly METCALFED!

Metcalfed by JUNKMAN1969 December 26, 2021

Metcalfed 

When you get 100’ into wrapping a 300’ SDI cable, and you realize someone is wrapping the other end - you’ve just been Metcalfed.

"Last night, I was coiling the home run to "video world," and halfway into it, this stage hand coming from backstage Metcalfed me!"

Metcalfed by Angry TD January 22, 2025

Kev Metcalfe 

Incredibly attractive, gifted, wise and good.

Wow! that person REALLY is Kev Metcalfe!

Kev Metcalfe by Adriana Lima May 23, 2004

The Metcalf 

The act of scheduling, committing to, or agreeing to be physically present at an engagement, meeting, party, event, get-together, sailboat ride, dinner, drinks with friends, vacation, or excursion, and without further communication, not attend. Once the act has been initiated, phones calls and text messages will not be returned until the morning of the following day, typically accompanied with a very elaborate and seemingly reasonable justification for the act. This act is typically initiated by the one performing the such act.

Jim calls Gary and Phil. Jim invites them to go watch the BIG game at the neighborhood tavern that night. Gary and Phil are happy and excited with this invite. They both agree and re-schedule their evenings accordingly, often times upsetting the family schedule to be able to attend. There is talk throughout the day confirming time and other details of what the night may bring. As the scheduled time approaches Jim stops answering his phone and texts, almost as though he doesn't exist. Jim never arrives. In the morning, when asked why Jim didn't show up or call, he replies that he couldn't leave his house because his dog chewed through the cord to the freezer and electrocuted himself, his cell battery died, and his daughter dropped the house phone in the toilet. Jim has successfully and cleanly performed The Metcalf.

The Metcalf by ERCMERC July 1, 2010

warren metcalfe 

Pro surfer from Cabo San Lucas now residing in Southern CA

Warren Metcalfe is a sick surfer.

warren metcalfe by SuferNoItAll January 4, 2008

metaledger 

A ledger that references all concurrent transactions.

Basis for the metacoin.

A metaledger references all concurrent transactions in contrast to the immediate preceding transaction.

metaledger by sandraxine July 27, 2018