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I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally metcalfed me.

I am going to metcalfe until I can’t walk no more!
by Alex Metcalfe June 06, 2006
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Another word preferable to the more immature "Dirt Road" term.

Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.

-Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region.

-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.
by Alex Metcalfe June 06, 2006
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Bling-blingin', so bling-blingin' that you just can't get more bling-blingin' then a Metcalfe.
You so Metcalfe, man. So Metcalfe, that you just can't get more Metcalfe.
by Gangster Cardio October 07, 2005
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To hang up on your current phone call in favour of a new incoming call, citing I have an important person calling me before hanging up.
I have been Metcalfed, while I was speaking to a mate he just hung up when his phone rang with another caller.
by Sundodger70 April 16, 2019
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