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Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is a brilliant game for PlayStation 2, featuring the world's longest ladder climb.
Person 1: "Wow, look at the size of that ladder!"
Person 2: "That's nothing, I spent 5 minutes climbing up one yesterday on Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At least I had some wonderful music to accompany me."

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 

Also known as MGS 3 and Metal Gear Solid 3. The best video game ever created by human hands. Best game on the PlayStation 2 and of all time hands down.
Dumb-ass Kid who has never played it: How's that MGS game?
Smart Kid who reserved the game and beat it: Fuckin AWESOME!!!! THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE!!! THIS GAME KICKS SPLINTER CELL'S SCRAWNY ASS BACK TO VIDEO GAME HELL!!!
Dumb-ass Kid: What?! No! Splinter Cell is the best!
Smart Kid: Fuckin DUMBASS!! You play as a 58 year old faggat in that game!! Dumbass Bitch! MGS 3 is the best game ever!
Dumb-ass kid: Wha? Sorry, people (besides one or two) who are stoned all the time play Splinter Cell and have sex with their same sex.
Smart Kid: Oh. I'll just slowly walk away...

Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater 

Hideo kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series, featuring Naked Platypus as the new main Character and a new quadrapedal walking tank, Metal Gear Monotreme. Takes place in Argentina, iIguassu falls.
player 1:"The CQQ in Platypus Eater is tight, kid!!!"

Player 2:"CQQ?"

Player 1:"Close Quarters Quacking!"

Player 2:"Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater is the best game ever!!!"

enter obscure metal cd 

a metal cd, that is obscure. (obviously). generally nery extreme, yes by a lesser death/black metal band that nobody's ever heard of.
the new cradle of filth album is definately not an obscure metal cd.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026