Metal Moses 

The nickname given to Mark Hunter. The lead singer of the band Chimaira. Given because he was one of the first innovators of the wall of death where he would part the whole venue down the middle and when he counted down, (usually the song Pure Hatred) the two sides would clash like the closing of the parting of the red sea. He recieved the nickname because he had dreadlocks that made him get the name Moses. Thus "Metal Moses"

Metal Moses totally fuckin destroyed the crowd last night.

Metal Moses by Jonny Metal August 27, 2009

Mental Molestation 

when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears

Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.

Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it

Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!

Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation

Mental Molestation by nnjjred December 13, 2009

Molestation Meal 

The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.

Molestation Meal: See above.

Molestation Meal by hungry guy July 27, 2010