Metal Fag

There is a metal fan, and a metal fag.

Metal fan: Likes metal but doesn't care about rap, pop, etc.

Metal fag: Will do anything and everything to kill all music other than metal.

Metal fan: I don't really like rap. Not my style of music.

Metal fag: RAP, JAZZ, POP, BLUES, CLASSIC ROCK AND ANYTHING ELSE SUCKS!!!! IT'S MUSIC FOR PUSSIES!!! AND IT'S FULL OF FAGGOTS!!!! \m/ FOREVER!!!!

Metal fan: Calm the fuck down...

by spudman2k9 August 3, 2009

Metal Fag

A loser that thinks he's cool because he listens to extremely shitty underground metal (usually Black Metal and Death Metal) and hates almost every band that's even somewhat succesful.

Metal fag: Black Metal and Death Metal are the only good genres of music, fuck Nu Metal and Metalcore, Metallica are sellouts.
Me: Dude shut the fuck up and get a life. No one gives a fuck about you or your shitty opinion

by Chris0930 January 9, 2010

faggoth metal

a supposed black metal/metal band that actaully are media whores, and love to have their picture taken wherever they go.

Cradle Of Filth, dimmu borgir is kinda up there to but not as bad as Cradle Of Filth

by Nick January 29, 2005

Faggoth Metal

Usually consists of a band, who’s sound is obviously derives from metal (has metal influences), such as distorted electrical guitars, and bass guitars, rapid drumming, and heavy vocals. However the difference between faggoth metal and REAL metal is the ideology of the band itself. A faggoth metal band usually poses for popular magazines, while signing on to giant labels in hopes of getting more money. Once this happens and faggoth metal band becomes popular and forgets why they wrote music to begin with. Faggoth metal bands are known to become quite bastardized, and begin adding their own catchy melodies, such as synths, pop-influenced playing style and female vocals. Other faggoth metal bands become so melodic and catchy, that eventually mainstream hits become inevitable. Faggoth metal bands are extremely popular in faggoths/mallgoths that have a conviction that they are listening to the heaviest form of music known to man, which is the only real reason they listen to it. Adherents of faggoth metal are either posers who are too intimidated by the real real metal culture, and know it, thus this becomes the next best thing for them. Either that or some douche bag jock who think it makes him/her appear tough. Unfortunately for them, this is untrue, and in fact, faggoth metal bands are generally rejected and ridiculed by true metalheads. Prime examples of a faggoth metal bands are Cradle of Filth (the quintessential example), and Slipknot (they are really a hard rock band, but you get the picture).

Faggoth Metal fan: “Dude, this fucking band is so hardcore! I love it, you should listen to it!”

Me: “I rather not…”

Faggoth Metal fan: “Yea, I bet…it’s because you’re too much of a pussy to listen to this, plus you’ve been affected by the mainstream…”

Me: “Actually, it is YOU that have been affected by the mainstream, which is the primary reason you listen to this sell out band. You think that this makes you an anti-conformist, when in fact, this makes you much more of a tool than the preps…And BTW, this is not death metal, it is FAGGOTH metal. If you want death metal, may I suggest a Morbid Angel album?”

Faggoth Metal fan: “Morbid who?!? That’s not metal…I mean…this…is…scary….AHH!!” *runs like a girl and gets hit by a speeding biker, instantly becoming decapitated in half*

Me: *shakes head* “ahh…kids these days…”

by BitterSalem April 3, 2007

Fagget Meal

Dessert

Do you want to get some dessert, Jim? (immediately following the main course). Oh, you mean fagget meal. No, i'm good, that fruity and chocolate shit is for women and gays.

by Johnny H. rico January 12, 2009