Metabros 

When you have a platonic "bro" like relationship with your metamour.

Metabro 1: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
Metabro 2: Well I fucked YOUR girlfriend last night.
Metabros in unison: We have the same girlfriend!

*High fives ensues*

Metabros by Ablued July 26, 2020

metabrophosis

When a bro emerges from his pupal state into a fully formed bro. The fully formed bro stage usually has different morphological features, depending on the environment of the bro in question. This change of life stage is brought on by varying environmental cues, such as the music of the Dave Matthews Band or the emmersion of the pupa into Natty Ice.

Upon hearing Ants Marching by DMB, the bro emerges from his pupa, fully formed with red plastic cup in hand and sideways cap on his head, his metabrophosis complete.

metabrophosis by gfloyd March 3, 2010

Metagross 

probably only the best Pokemon available on the American market. That is of course if you own Emerald version..

You DO own Emerald version, right?

Metagross is only weak to FIRE and GROUND attacks and his high Sp. Def., Def., and HP usually shield him from a 1 hit KO. And he can learn a wide variety of moves.

Ash sent out Metagross.

Metagross used Thunderpunch!

Metagross by KabutoKabula December 2, 2009

metaboss 

Your boss' boss, or the next-higher manager/executive above the highest-level management on site.

Man, our shop's metaboss is such a seagull manager, hope he doesn't stick around long this time.

The metaboss wants our manager to fly out to Albuquerque for some week-long seminar.

Man, we SO lucked out to get a metaboss this time who isn't such a power tool.

metaboss by Monseignore Laszlo August 6, 2010

Metbrosexual 

Men who dress in a "Metrosexual fashion" but you are 100% sure they are indeed straight.

"Hey Monica, I finally found you a Metbrosexual on Long Island."

Metbrosexual by ThisUglyMug September 14, 2017