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Metagross 

probably only the best Pokemon available on the American market. That is of course if you own Emerald version..

You DO own Emerald version, right?

Metagross is only weak to FIRE and GROUND attacks and his high Sp. Def., Def., and HP usually shield him from a 1 hit KO. And he can learn a wide variety of moves.
Ash sent out Metagross.

Metagross used Thunderpunch!
Metagross by KabutoKabula December 2, 2009
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metagrobology 

Metagrobology is the study of puzzles
I like puzzles because I took Metagrobology when I was in college
metagrobology by Blake Demers December 9, 2007

metagrobolize 

to baffle and disturb,to puzzle or mystify,
Your essay metagrobolizes the readers. Nobody could figure out if you were in support of euthanasia or against it.
metagrobolize by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

Metabros 

When you have a platonic "bro" like relationship with your metamour.
Metabro 1: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
Metabro 2: Well I fucked YOUR girlfriend last night.
Metabros in unison: We have the same girlfriend!

*High fives ensues*
Metabros by Ablued July 26, 2020

metaboss 

Your boss' boss, or the next-higher manager/executive above the highest-level management on site.
Man, our shop's metaboss is such a seagull manager, hope he doesn't stick around long this time.

The metaboss wants our manager to fly out to Albuquerque for some week-long seminar.

Man, we SO lucked out to get a metaboss this time who isn't such a power tool.
metaboss by Monseignore Laszlo August 6, 2010

Metagrooming 

Quick grooming before going for a grooming session. So that the attendants at the grooming session don't silently judge you. Quick brush and floss before going to the dentist's. Brief foot-wash before going for a pedicure. Even joining a hole-in-the-wall gym to get in shape for the snazzy uptown gym.
X: "I really wanna join that gym with the hot guys."
L: "But you just joined this gym."
X: "Ya, d'uh, to get in shape for that only."
L: "Spare me your metagrooming."
Metagrooming by willgetback November 12, 2011

megacrossbow

A crossbow that can fire over ten arrows at once.
Megacrossbows can be a pain if you’re trying not to get shot by arrows.
megacrossbow by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022