messin around

The act of random horse play, sexual foreplay or loitering.

After my date with Susie we were messin around in the car.
I was just messin around with the fellas after the game.

messin around by vinchinza September 12, 2013

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messing around

when two people get HAWT together! (making out doesn't count)

Andrew Kolhoff loved the ladies,
He always touched them on their boobies,
He was messing around a bit too much,
and so God blessed him with a baby!

messing around by darrr October 6, 2005

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messing around

engage in sexual activity casually or with someone other than one's spouse or partner.

"I found out he was messing around with my best friend"

messing around by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

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Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

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stop messing around krunt

It's when someone is messing around so you say to them 'STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'

STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'

stop messing around krunt by anonymous December 3, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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