messessary
messessary by Mixmaster W September 7, 2019
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getting far too wasted in an attempt to get over something (break up, bad week at work...)
you may wake up the next morning and remember parts of the night before and what a total mess it was, but it needed to be done. messy, but necessary.
you may wake up the next morning and remember parts of the night before and what a total mess it was, but it needed to be done. messy, but necessary.
"i spent £100 last night at the bar and got so wasted that this morning i can't find one of my shoes or my hobile. and i think i done sick on the carpet."
"yeah but mate after the week you just had, it was totally messessary. has to be done."
"yeah but mate after the week you just had, it was totally messessary. has to be done."
messessary by fb.jh October 23, 2009
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Messessary
Boy: "Baby, you have to clean out your handbag"
Girl: "No, you don't understand, all of it is Messessary"
Boy: *shakes head*
Girl: "No, you don't understand, all of it is Messessary"
Boy: *shakes head*
Messessary by Mullies88 April 4, 2015
mehcessary
Something that is required to be completed or carried out, obligatory or essential but which one cannot be bothered to do or is directly rebelling against by not completing.
I was told that I would have to finish all the required reading for my university course but I blagged my way through to a degree by only reading half of the recommended books so they were obviously mehcessary weren't they?
mehcessary by CJ UK September 14, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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