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mehcessary 

Something that is required to be completed or carried out, obligatory or essential but which one cannot be bothered to do or is directly rebelling against by not completing.
I was told that I would have to finish all the required reading for my university course but I blagged my way through to a degree by only reading half of the recommended books so they were obviously mehcessary weren't they?
mehcessary by CJ UK September 14, 2016
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Mehcessity 

A mildly, but not entirely, unpleasant task that must be done in order to do other things.
Guy One: Hey, dude. Did you get with Kirsten this weekend?

Guy Two: Yeah, but not right away. I had to take her out to dinner first.

Guy One: Oh, well that's just a mehcessity.
Mehcessity by James Gage December 9, 2008
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mexcessory 

Any unnecessary, gaudy, flashy, or otherwise ridiculous looking accessory added to cars, houses, or their chihuahua. Do not necessarily have to be a mexican to mexcessorize.
Jesus: A esé, i need some eh sprite! i just installed my erector set wing on my 92 civic!
Jaun: Dammmmnnn fooo thats ballin!
Jesus: just waiting for my 12" hubcap spinners to come in the mail now holmmmess.

*whiteboys driving by in chevy*

Jake: Hey look at my gardeners civic, that shits SIICCCCKK (end sarcasm)
Jeff: Nah, he just added some mexcessorys to it.

messessary 

Something that is messy, but in the end, necessary.
Regardless of how difficult legal research is, you must do it...it's messessary.
messessary by Mixmaster W September 7, 2019

messessary 

getting far too wasted in an attempt to get over something (break up, bad week at work...)

you may wake up the next morning and remember parts of the night before and what a total mess it was, but it needed to be done. messy, but necessary.
"i spent £100 last night at the bar and got so wasted that this morning i can't find one of my shoes or my hobile. and i think i done sick on the carpet."

"yeah but mate after the week you just had, it was totally messessary. has to be done."
messessary by fb.jh October 23, 2009

Messessary 

A necessary mess used to disguise ones genius
Boy: "Baby, you have to clean out your handbag"
Girl: "No, you don't understand, all of it is Messessary"
Boy: *shakes head*
Messessary by Mullies88 April 4, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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