Merylification 

The forced transition of a whole organization to verbalize emojis rather that doing the action.

Adopting the terms "slay", "purr", and "naurr" to converse with patients on their death bed and make radio calls to the world's best hospitals

In her own words, GCS verbal score of 2

real examples of merylification:

I remember saying "shrug emoji" out loud one time during class. Instead of like, SHRUGGING??? LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN

Using the words "snake emoji, gun emoji, knife emoji"

Merylification by aspirin albuterol January 26, 2023

merkification 

To be merked to the extent of no return.

That was some serious merkification.

merkification by jsctt January 18, 2009

mellification

the process of disolving a human being in honey and cannibalizing them

Person 1: Do you know how Melly Plinius killed her husband in the hit asymmetrical 4v1 horror game Identity V?

Person 2: It was never revealed, but her name is based off of mellification so its assumed thats how she killed him.

mellification by EmmaBeloved June 22, 2022

The Mellification 

On 5/15/24, or 15/5/24, Mellify on the Mushypolter discord server banned 300 people to prove a point. Because of this, he was promoted to one of the server leaders. Luckily the owner unbanned everyone.

haha, ive been in this server longer than you!
no! ive been here since march, and you joined in april!
nuh uh your join date is 5/15/24.
thats only because of the mellification! i was banned!
oh ok you win.

The Mellification by Pcydunim July 9, 2024