Mervyn's

Admittingly cheap; a place to go for clothing and common appliances that's actually being sold at the cheap price it's worth

"Is that a Mervyn's *_______?" (*Shirt, backpack, hooker, etc)

by Gimpy McCombs November 25, 2007

The Mervin Scale

A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.

Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.

Simple, really.

MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!

by MiniFunk February 21, 2011

merlyn style

merlyn style is the sexual position used by only the most skilled individuals. This position is so named after the founder of Hump Day . The sexual position entails a dude lifting the girl in midair and performing cunnilingus with the girl's back against the wall. The girl, if willing, then goes down shortly and follows the order of the Kama Sutra involving all of the senses and then rides you hard. The amount of penetration will make you and any other male orgasm and heaving and sweating for more. Males tend to be feel that they are tripping after the woman rides them tightly. This position pretty much involves anything and everything DUH.

It's Hump Day (Wednesday)! Boy, I can't wait to try Merlyn style tonight with my girl.

by hump day participant September 19, 2011

merlyn style

to murder a person and then rape their dead body

I went Merlyn style on her man!

by The Beast April 25, 2005

University Behind Mervyns

An 80's based nickname for Contra Costa College, an East Bay community college located just north of Richmond, California. The name is derived from the proximity to a former Mervyns anchor store located in a nearby strip mall, the El Portal Sopping Center.

I couldn't get into Cal State Hayward, so I'm going to the University Behind Mervyns for a semester to get my GPA up.

by Bunny76 December 6, 2011

Mervyns California

An adjective used o describe the annoying habbit of midwesterners to adopt the social/fasion habbits of bigger better cities for lack of they're own uniqueness or style.

See that chick with the ugs and high-water jeans? She is so Mervyns California my ass hurts!!!

by Lt. Roastabotch April 7, 2006

Smermy mervin

The name for a weird old guy who frequents cafés, talks at the staff in generally contradictory ways, and somehow thinks he's friends of said staff. A general nuisance.

"salutons my main man how was your shift?"
#shit, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn't stfu, and didn't fuck off for ages"

by Thomaz jarkerz December 1, 2017