Merp Out

To pass out on the couch after a long day of drinking magnums of red wine.

I can't wait to get a magnum of Rex Goliath and merp out tonight.

by Silkyjohnson January 19, 2014

Merp out

Verb. When frustration boils over into an explosive, unhinged rage fit, often with flailing, yelling, or dramatic storming off. Coined in family lore for those moments when logic checks out and pure chaos moves in.

Example: "The WiFi crapped out mid-stream, and I straight-up merped out—threw my controller like it owed me money."

Alternative: "Don't merp out over spilled coffee; it's just Tuesday."

by Bmiramon September 18, 2025