MEnut Butter

The butter than comes from my nuts
Me=Me
Nut=My Nuts
Butter=Substance like semen
Hence Menut butter
Also rhymes with peanut butter so thats also cool

Me: Hey Lisa, would you like a MEnut butter sandwich?
Lisa: Yeah. I love peanut butter.
Me: Oh. No, I wasn't talking about the spread made from peanuts, I was talking about my cum.
Lisa: Oh
Me: So, what will it be?
Lisa: Can I have both?
Me: Of course

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna make some mad cash by selling my homemade menut butter at the menut butter store.
Guy 2: Sperm Bank?

Hank: My menut butter sells by the pound. What can I say?Chicks love it.

Dude 1: Oh man, I just got menut butter all over my hands.
Dude 2: Noob! Get the fuck away from me.

by SHADOWSKY June 28, 2009

Menut Butter

Noun: The ejaculatory contents of a man's testicles.

"Would you like some menut butter on that sandwich?"

by The Crimson Cardinal April 30, 2009

Meanutbutter

Mleanutbutter is the "spread" created by the heat and energy of two forces rubbing together. It’s a pretty funny way to describe the aftermath of a high-energy interaction!
In the world of physics, friction usually just gives you heat or worn-down parts, but meanutbutter sounds like a much more creative (and slightly messy) result.

"After a long night of intense friction and close contact, the sheets were a tangled mess, practically coated in meanutbutter."

by iUHMerica January 22, 2026