Menstraversery

The useless one month anniversery that women have an obsession with.

"So your one month anniversery with Jane is coming up"
"Oh shit, it is?"
"Uh.. yeah. What are you planning for the menstraversery?"

Menstraversery by BlowJay January 17, 2008

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Menstriversary

men·stri·ver·sa·ry
/mɛnstrəˈvɜrsəri/

pronunciation men-struh-vur-suh-ree
–noun

1. the monthly recurrence of the date of a past event: the 9th menstriversary of their relationship.

2. the celebration or commemoration of such a date.

Etymology:
Deriving from the Latin "mensis", meaning month, or "menstruus", meaning monthly and the Latin "vertere" meaning returning. Literally translating to: returning monthly.

Jacqueline: So, how long have you and Jillian been dating?
Justin: It's been 3 years and 8 months this past April 4th.
Jacqueline: Well, Happy 44th Menstriversary!

Menstriversary by JustinFalq April 14, 2010

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Menstraversery • Menstriversary • menstruversary

menstruversary

The celebration of going another month without becoming pregnant.

Steve - "Hey Bill! Karen and I are celebrating our 5th menstruversary!"
Bill - "That's because you should never have kids, Steve, and God knows that."
Steve - "I think God knows anyone named Karen shouldn't have kids, asshole."

menstruversary by sarsinNJ November 4, 2013

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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