Men in Hats

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Men in Hats is the gripping story of 6 guys who stand around in the desert... talking... sometimes they have breakfast.

It was written by Aaron Farber.

Unfortunately, the last strip was published on the 20th March 2005. It was determined to be too beautiful for this world and discontinued.

Beriah: YARR!!!
Aram: What the hell are you doing?
Beriah: I'm being a pirate! For Halloween!
Aram: Halloween is over, now you're just an asshole with an eyepatch.
Beriah: AND A HOOK!!
Aram: Yes, see if you can hook yourself some dignity.

Moments later.

Beriah: I hooked myself a sandwhich instead! For eating!
Aram: Touché.

An example of the genius of Men in Hats.

Men in Hats by dischord33 June 16, 2009

Words you can keep

Little Old Men in Hats

Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.

"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."

Little Old Men in Hats by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026