Men in Hats

Men in Hats is the gripping story of 6 guys who stand around in the desert... talking... sometimes they have breakfast.

It was written by Aaron Farber.

Unfortunately, the last strip was published on the 20th March 2005. It was determined to be too beautiful for this world and discontinued.

Beriah: YARR!!!
Aram: What the hell are you doing?
Beriah: I'm being a pirate! For Halloween!
Aram: Halloween is over, now you're just an asshole with an eyepatch.
Beriah: AND A HOOK!!
Aram: Yes, see if you can hook yourself some dignity.

Moments later.

Beriah: I hooked myself a sandwhich instead! For eating!
Aram: Touché.

An example of the genius of Men in Hats.

Men in Hats by dischord33 June 16, 2009

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Little Old Men in Hats

Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.

"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."

Little Old Men in Hats by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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