melz is a wonderful creature originating from www.jungletrain.net chatroom. Can usually be spotted laughing hysterically, talking to herself out loud, or listening to the great DnB sets of SeaBass from The Pond (Friday nights on www.jungletrain.net).
preferably talking about a girl who's extremely amazing. like, think of the most amazing person, place, or thing you can imagine and multiply is by 94279264725428574827488539563! this person/girl/boy/it is incredibly fly. they probably wear bandannas which make everything SUPER fly. ;)
whoah, doood. she's so melzilla! look at all those peoplehatin'.
Melzee can be defined as a person, god, place, thing, or adjective. Melzee is one of the most lovable and caring creatures on earth, and everyone should bow down to her.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*