Melrose, MA

Melrose is located about twenty miles north of Boston. Traditionally, it was built for the rich doctors who lived in huge houses in the suburbs and took the train into Boston. Today, it is better known as "the Dirty Rose." People in Melrose never leave the couple mile radius, which is weird when you get to the fourth generation of a family. The girls are 90-pound hollister/abercrombie wearing sluts who all look the exact same and follow around the boys. The guys are all man whores who think they're t. If you're from Melrose, odds are you are either an alcoholic, smoke weed regularly, or a pyrotechnic. You may also have some fascination with graffiti.

Melrose, MA has the third highest drug problem in Massachusetts

Melrose, MA by Another Melrose Whore March 15, 2009

Melrose Manors

The heart or the core of Melrose. Located in Broward county, home of the realest niggas

No cap them Melrose Manors boys fadin!

Melrose Manors by Todd Gibs September 25, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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