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megasmegma

The pinnacle of cock cheese, with an odor so potent and lethal, that it could be used in chemical warfare
Johnny didn't wash his cock for two months, so when he went to work, his megasmegma permeated throughout the air and whoever breathed it in developed seizures as their skin melted off. They died soon after.
megasmegma by Pecker Erector January 2, 2014
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megsplain 

Inspired by the Duchess of Sussex. To make a banal or meaningless statement in a courageous or virtuous tone.
The governor megsplained to the public exactly how the lockdown made their lives better.
megsplain by CambFan August 24, 2020

megasoreass

A species of dinosaur that prefers to take it in the ass.
Look at he gaping hole on the megasoreass.
megasoreass by harry January 21, 2003
The band famous for the hit song "First Grade Love"
look up "megasex first grade love" on Youtube
Megasex by Xtreme2252 August 13, 2009

Megasexual 

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.
I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.
Megasexual by thewhosa June 12, 2015
Living here in Jersey
Fighting villains from afar
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot-car

YOU...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
I...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
WE...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
CHICKS...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS

(show Coop pile-driving a Glorft mech with Megas)

NICE.

(end hard-thrashing rock music
Theme tune exolains it all
Megas XLR by Coop April 8, 2005