21 definitions by Coop

the one

1. A superpowered, messianic figure now commonly found in modern Sci-Fi movies. (e.g. Neo of the movie series 'The Matrix', Gabe Law of 'The One')
2. Movie starring Jet Li in 2001, directed by James Wong, written by X-Files writers Morgan & Wong.

If Gabe Law and Neo fought, Highlander style, because "There can be only one!" which one would end up The One?

by Coop June 26, 2003

Trogdor

A reptillian creature discovered by "Strongbad", a man in a mexican wrestling suit with boxing gloves and a somewhat surly disposition. A Trogdor is created through the implementation of an elegant S curve and consummate V's.

Holy Crap! Trogdor is burninating the countryside.

by Coop March 21, 2003

stairway to heaven

only the single greatest song of all time i dont care what any of yall fuckers say

to be a rock...and not to roll

by Coop January 7, 2004

Megas XLR

Living here in Jersey
Fighting villains from afar
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot-car

YOU...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
I...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
WE...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
CHICKS...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS

(show Coop pile-driving a Glorft mech with Megas)

NICE.

(end hard-thrashing rock music

Theme tune exolains it all

by Coop April 8, 2005

Megas XLR

Giant robot with a car for a head

Modified to act like one big games console

Best show ever!
Big Giant robot beats up aliens what more would you need?

Pure Distruction, very funny and lots of violence!

by Coop March 30, 2005

Mialargney

A sister Munchkin balargney that dances like a fish outta the water, likes to use dirty Filipino words and make people feel uncomfortable by talking about pumping her breasts. She's great everyone needs a Mialargney in their life.

chick #1 "OMG check out that girl WHO does she remind you of??"

chick#2 "OMG YES she's just like MIALARGNEY...!.. I wonder that potato is up to! POTATO"

by Coop March 31, 2012

minty

Common greeting amongst working class northerners. 'Minty' replaces the usual pronoun of the individual in question.

ie. "How do Minty?" as a form of greetings.

by Coop April 25, 2004