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Megatasking 

Is when someone delegates multiple nested tasks ( tasks that themselves require multitasking) at one time, setting of multiple chain reactions of events, communication and assignments at one time. Ie multitasking multiple tasks at once.
Not now chief. I'm megatasking.
Megatasking by EricWags November 21, 2010
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Mega-tasking 

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.
I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.
Mega-tasking by Lobozzo July 16, 2008

megatalking 

(verb) to talk on the phone whilst talking on AIM or another type of messenger at the same time.
Girlfriend: OMG
Boyfriend: WHAT? O:
Girlfriend: We are megatalking!
Boyfriend: YAY! n.n
megatalking by Rocket111 April 16, 2008

megatagging 

a form of spam, when someone (typically on discord) attempts to notify as many people as they can by manually pinging them individually in a long chain
mod: "how'd they ping everyone? double checked all the roles and there's no way they had perms"
user: "nerd was megatagging everyone by hand, this guy needs a life"

negatasking 

The exhausting and futile act of failing at several things at the same time.
I took the day off from work to go fishing and not catch anything, but forgot to pick my kid up from school. I was negatasking all day.

Bill tendency to negatask always creates more work for everyone else.
negatasking by Moosepah2 November 19, 2023
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