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Mega-tasking 

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.
I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.
Mega-tasking by Lobozzo July 16, 2008
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megatalking 

(verb) to talk on the phone whilst talking on AIM or another type of messenger at the same time.
Girlfriend: OMG
Boyfriend: WHAT? O:
Girlfriend: We are megatalking!
Boyfriend: YAY! n.n
megatalking by Rocket111 April 16, 2008

megatagging 

a form of spam, when someone (typically on discord) attempts to notify as many people as they can by manually pinging them individually in a long chain
mod: "how'd they ping everyone? double checked all the roles and there's no way they had perms"
user: "nerd was megatagging everyone by hand, this guy needs a life"

negatasking 

The exhausting and futile act of failing at several things at the same time.
I took the day off from work to go fishing and not catch anything, but forgot to pick my kid up from school. I was negatasking all day.

Bill tendency to negatask always creates more work for everyone else.
negatasking by Moosepah2 November 19, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026