An illegal event heavily promoted across the Internet (particularly SquatJuice) as being the biggest rave evar, to the point where Police forces can hardly open their web browser or newspaper without stumbling across a mention of it.
This forces their usually lazy hand into sending as many officers as they can find to break up the party with as much force as they can, creating a situation known as the MEGARIOT.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.