Mega weeb is when you watch anime 25 hours a day and have watched over 200 anime series then you will be classified as mega weeb.
Monday: IN ROOM, Tuesday: IN ROOM, Wednesday: IN ROOM, Thursday: IN ROOM, Friday: IN ROOM, Saturday: IN ROOM Sunday: IN ROOM... From Inside room: DAMMIT THERES ONLY 24 HOURS IN A DAY!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!