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Medford high school 

Medford High School is a highschool locted in Medford Massachusetts. This school is famous for having a bunch of “flatayons” create an “I’m offended box” that resides in the main office, with the “I’m offended box” it makes it easier than ever for students to anonymously report another student that hurt their feelings with words. The term “flatayons” is a term used for classification, in definition the term means “a flatayon is a flat bitch who thinks they won’t be flat if they work themselves out to 4% body fat” it derives from the English term “flat”. Medford High School is full of people who have the brains of apes that decide to settle their differences with a fist fight rather than a civilized argument. At Medford High School if you are not a racial minority it is impossible to say anything without being proclaimed as a racist, homophobe, or sexist. Most students who attend Medford High School are not smart enough to think of a reasonable comeback or argument so they resort to violence. Be very careful because if you even think about defending yourself anywhere in the United States then you will be immediately reprimanded by the staff at Medford High School.
Guy 1: “I wanna fucking kill myself”
Guy 2: “I go to Medford High School too man”
Words you can keep

Medford High School 

Ugly ass school in Medford, Massachusetts. Full of racist white teachers and entitled colonizers who don’t give af abt the real probs. Bathrooms reek from the white bois ripping their Juul. Football team is just ass at what they do. ㅇ ㅡㅇ mfs here ain’t got half a brain cell, especially the eDgY white boys that make racist ass jokes. Mad ppl here tryna be qUiRky like bruh u ain’t special 😭. Some teachers r actually kinda good but the science department is ass. The science mfs be traumatizing kids and giving out PTSD like it’s fucking candy. Building looks like a whole prison and some ppl say it’s cuz of these riots they used to have. They rlly don’t be condoning racist and homophobic shit there. U got some creepy ass teachers looking at kids too. U gotta work w what u got but issa lousy place
Person: “Yo you heard about Medford High?”
Me: “Nah Medford High School is an ugly ass school

Medford High School 

A school filled with annoying black people. They claim to be oppressed but in all reality they get whatever they want when they pull the race card. Medford High is filled with a bunch of snowflakes that cannot take a joke.
Medford High School is NOT a good school to go to!
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