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Med. Lakes is the coolest place ever! not just kaz the hottest guy in the world lives ther ((guy)) but everyone there is EXTREMLY nice. Medford Lakes is small but it mucho better then medford((where i live)). People from medford are rich snobs and i really dont like most of them, but people from medford lakes are the best! dont diss medford lake people just kaz they aren't as rich as you are... that doesn't matter.
intresting fact tho... medford lakes only has 7 light posts ((thanx to max and guy who counted. and max lives near 3 of them))
Person:wow look at that person he is soo nice. i wish people from medford were like that
Person 2:medford people are like that but that is deff. a medford laker they are the coolest!
medford lakes by -person May 13, 2005
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A tiny, overdeveloped piece of land which has/had 22 lakes and a P.J. Whelihan's. Medford Lakes includes its own k-8 school system and underworked, overpaid police force which has nothing better to do than roam the streets aimlessly. While there may be drug activity in ml, not everyone does drugs or knows where to buy pot, contrary to the beliefs of many snobs from surrounding areas. The high of a typical 'laker' kid is getting out of our school system into Shawnee High School or BCIT. While Medford Lakes may not be the best place in the world, at least we don't have rich snobs or rapists and murderers.
Medford Lakes used to have Settler's Inn.... which kind of burnt down...

medford lakes

you no its bullshit soem kid from medford rights about ml being full of drug addicts and yea youre fuckin right thats true but noone form medford is better then anyone from lakes see in lakes we dont run around with a bottle of dirty vodka and daddys money screaming were wasted
we throw down like its our job we got the nicest green and freshest champagne so fuck anyone else dude lakes is the party
BITCHESSSS
bill stone of med lakes, coolest mother fucker.
medford lakes by bob stone March 28, 2005

medford lakes

where to begin. this poor excuse for a town is approx. 1.2 square miles. Of its 27 lakes, most were destroyed when the town was washed away, and probably wont be refilled for years to come. a classic med laker would be caught at riv, grabbing a slice, and taking off..or at wawa with a prime case of the munchies. lakers enjoy smoking pot, getting trashed, and thinking of everyway possible to seperate medford kids from medford lakers. you live in lakes, you ride your bike. not just any bike, a classic beach bike with large handle bars and a large seat, some with baskets. your parents dont give a shit about your life, and you have the best times of your life at a random field where no one can find you. you know everyone around you, and can pronounce all the names of the random street signs no outsiders can read. you shop at murphys, and buy your gas at mobil. when your thirsty, you invest in a half gallon of ice tea at wawa, and couldn't have anything better. overall, everything about your life is a joke and you wouldn't have it any other way.
whos that sketch kid over there staring at nothing, who cares, some stoner from medlakes
medford lakes by - - - - March 19, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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