medals 

rewarding someone for an accomplishment or feat
(usually used in a sarcastic tone)

Person A: Dude. Did you see that? I just did a triple back flip off of my house and landed in a hand stand.

Person B: medals...

medals by CPRizzle November 4, 2010

Medals 

In Boston, MA – healed Bullet wounds – to be shown off by the survivor and viewed with awe and envy

the dude wuz flashing his medals to the ladies

Medals by "G" January 11, 2004

dinner medals 

Food stains from your last meal.

Dinner medals come in different shapes, sizes and textures, and you can also scratch-n-sniff them.

dinner medals by clairem April 21, 2007

Win some medals

New code word for smoking weed, thanks to Michael Phelps, who won a record number of gold medals while blazed.

"Hey Johnny, wanna go win some medals?"
"Fo sho, let me go get my bong"

Win some medals by Dont Smoke Dope February 26, 2009

your medals are showing

a code word used to warn someone that their fly is unzipped

Psst, your medals are showing.

your medals are showing by The Return of Light Joker January 23, 2011

canteen medals

Pieces or splashes of food that fall onto one's shirt at lunchtime, and that go unnoticed until a colleague points it out

'Did you see Tina eating that chicken soup at lunchtime?'

'Yeah I saw those canteen medals on her shirt when she was at the photocopier'

canteen medals by Spikester September 24, 2005

football medals 

thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses

i collect football medals

football medals by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003