meatza

A low carb craze where traditional pizza crust is replaced with a crust made of ground meat and then topped with traditional pizza toppings.

I'm watching my carbs this week so I'm making meatza instead of pizza.

by sarah says May 17, 2006

Meatza

The craziest most outrageous thing ever.

There’s no way you’ve had a meatza twice..

by Hair123635 September 7, 2023

meatza

A pizza topped with all meat toppings available at a certain pizza place. Similar to a "Meat Lovers' Pizza" at a place like Pizza Hut, although a meatza usually has even more meat.

The meatza is sooo good... soooo much meeeaat.

by Salineraindrops August 24, 2004

meatza

Referring to one's own male genitalia. Normally accompanied by grabbing oneself in suggested area

I got your meatza right here pal

by kena123 May 15, 2009

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

meatcation

A vacation revolving solely around mass consumption of meat.

Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.

by Dec1001 August 10, 2016

matzah ass

A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.

Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.

Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass

by Mike McG July 3, 2008