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Meathands

Someone who handles meat suspiciously and cross contaminates also 99% of the time their first name is Eddy, Ed, Eric, or all of the above
Boy that kid needs to get away from the grill he’s totally being a meathands
by Hungdood69 August 1, 2019
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manhands

An otherwise normal woman with large, masculine hands.
Jerry: She had manhands.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.
by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003
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Methanese

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.
by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015
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Meathane

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)
We are waiting on the meathane to come.
by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023
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methandurah

Mandurah is full of meth heads . Methandurah
Welcome to Methandurah.
by Wbff June 5, 2018
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metalhands

Usually an online term used to express a 'rock-on' type attitude to other people. Common groups using this expression: True metalheads, dick-sucking emo's, and posers.
\m/ This symbol can also be modified to -- \m/(>_<)\m/
GoThiK666MagGoT: Anyone here like Slipknot?
Incompetent_Thug01: wht is taht?
Glas_Und_Tranen: It's a nu-metal band, you incestual little freak.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Glas, I see you like Megaherz. They pwn.
Glas_Und_Tranen: Fuck yeah. Metalhands! \m/
Incompetent_Thug01: i masturb8 soo hard taht my fingrs falll off nad hit ym kybord. i am a n00b.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Eat shit and die.
Glas_Und_Tranen: \m/ It's like watching Tupac die all over again.
by elite_shadowsnake November 27, 2006
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meathanky

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)
by BioMenace September 24, 2008
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