Meathands
Someone who handles meat suspiciously and cross contaminates also 99% of the time their first name is Eddy, Ed, Eric, or all of the above
Meathands by Hungdood69 August 1, 2019
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manhands
Jerry: She had manhands.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.
manhands by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003
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Methanese
1. The language used by meth monkeys.
2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.
Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.
Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
Methanese by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015
Meathane
A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)
Meathane by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023
metalhands
Usually an online term used to express a 'rock-on' type attitude to other people. Common groups using this expression: True metalheads, dick-sucking emo's, and posers.
\m/ This symbol can also be modified to -- \m/(>_<)\m/
\m/ This symbol can also be modified to -- \m/(>_<)\m/
GoThiK666MagGoT: Anyone here like Slipknot?
Incompetent_Thug01: wht is taht?
Glas_Und_Tranen: It's a nu-metal band, you incestual little freak.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Glas, I see you like Megaherz. They pwn.
Glas_Und_Tranen: Fuck yeah. Metalhands! \m/
Incompetent_Thug01: i masturb8 soo hard taht my fingrs falll off nad hit ym kybord. i am a n00b.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Eat shit and die.
Glas_Und_Tranen: \m/ It's like watching Tupac die all over again.
Incompetent_Thug01: wht is taht?
Glas_Und_Tranen: It's a nu-metal band, you incestual little freak.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Glas, I see you like Megaherz. They pwn.
Glas_Und_Tranen: Fuck yeah. Metalhands! \m/
Incompetent_Thug01: i masturb8 soo hard taht my fingrs falll off nad hit ym kybord. i am a n00b.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Eat shit and die.
Glas_Und_Tranen: \m/ It's like watching Tupac die all over again.
metalhands by elite_shadowsnake November 27, 2006
meathanky
meat* - hanky**
* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)
** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)
Meathanky:
The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)
Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)
** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)
Meathanky:
The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)
Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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