Meathands 

Someone who handles meat suspiciously and cross contaminates also 99% of the time their first name is Eddy, Ed, Eric, or all of the above

Boy that kid needs to get away from the grill he’s totally being a meathands

Meathands by Hungdood69 August 1, 2019

manhands

An otherwise normal woman with large, masculine hands.

Jerry: She had manhands.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.

manhands by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

Methanese 

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.

Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.

Methanese by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015

Meathane 

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)

We are waiting on the meathane to come.

Meathane by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023

methandurah

Mandurah is full of meth heads . Methandurah

Welcome to Methandurah.

methandurah by Wbff June 5, 2018

metalhands 

Usually an online term used to express a 'rock-on' type attitude to other people. Common groups using this expression: True metalheads, dick-sucking emo's, and posers.
\m/ This symbol can also be modified to -- \m/(>_<)\m/

GoThiK666MagGoT: Anyone here like Slipknot?
Incompetent_Thug01: wht is taht?
Glas_Und_Tranen: It's a nu-metal band, you incestual little freak.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Glas, I see you like Megaherz. They pwn.
Glas_Und_Tranen: Fuck yeah. Metalhands! \m/
Incompetent_Thug01: i masturb8 soo hard taht my fingrs falll off nad hit ym kybord. i am a n00b.
GoThiK666MagGoT: Eat shit and die.
Glas_Und_Tranen: \m/ It's like watching Tupac die all over again.

metalhands by elite_shadowsnake November 27, 2006

meathanky 

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.

"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)

meathanky by BioMenace September 24, 2008