Meatcuff

A slap to the face generally with the palm.

Whoa. Frankie gave Chris a Meatcuff to the ear and Chris was hearing blood.

by iNFiDeL KaSTRo April 13, 2009

Meatcuff

Slang term used to describe (male) masturbation. Implying a cuffing motion with ones genitalia.

"Meatcuff" can also be used as: Meatcuffer, Meatcuffing, Cuff my/your/their meat, etc..

George sits around all day cuffin' his meat. What a meatcuffer.

Hey George, when you're done givin' yourself a Meatcuffin', let's go, we're late.

by DrGr33ne October 21, 2025

meatpuff

1. adj: (meetpuf) Discribing a person that is already half stupid, that does somthing to push them WAY over the dumb limit line.

2. adv: (meet puf) The act of sucking a penis as one would light a cigar.

1. ie; "Bro, I told you I put my but out in that bottle! Why would you take another sip?! What a Meatpuff!"

2. ie; "Man, that chick got me off so Quickly last night! She gave me the Meatpuff!"

by boatboi August 16, 2010

meatbuffer

Dude who brags about his sexual conquest when he spends all of his time at home on porn sites in the dark.
Little or no actual contact with a live female(s).

"That brother says all women want him when he's nothing but a meatbuffer".

by thevoter December 5, 2009