meatbomb 

A female who was physically fit in her teen years but became excessively obese later in life. Sightings often celebrating by singing a modified version of Matthew Good Band's "Hello Time Bomb".

Jessica was such a smokeshow in high school - now look at that flabby pig! What a meatbomb.

meatbomb by El Capitano Ahab July 20, 2011

meatbomb 

Rock climber slang for a falling climber.

The meatbombs were falling all over the cliff that day.

That guy just meatbombed onto a stopper.

meatbomb by caughtinside October 10, 2007

Meatbomb 

An individual who willingly throws themself out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft in flight.

Comes in civilian and military varieties and can also be classed as 'self-launching cargo'.

Note: This term becomes even more appropriate if the parachute fails to deploy before reaching the ground.

Take these six meatbombs to 5,000ft and stay downwind of the powerlines this time!

Meatbomb by Fuegozorro October 26, 2006

Meatbomb 

An tremendously fat male; kid, teen or adult who either don't seem to care about their size and weight or act like they want to get bigger.

"Dang look at that meatbomb eat! He's done put away 3 plates of food...what is he, like 11 at 335?"
"Bro, of course he's eating. That meatbomb's so dumb he's trying to double his size."
"You bro's already 850 lbs. If that meatbomb keeps packing in the food like that he's going to explode all over the city". - "You wish...problem is he won't explode, he'll just keep getting bigger and we ll gotta wait on his megaton ass"

Meatbomb by ApacheChief July 18, 2018

meat bomb 

Slang term for skydiver. Often used among pilots, jumpers and others associated in some way with aviation. It has a somewhat morbid connotation to it, hinting that if the parachutist's equipment should fail, or (more common) the parachutist should make a gross mistake, that he will explode upon impact much like a bomb made out of meat.

Pilot 1: Heading of 0232, skydiving commencing at an altitude of 11,000 feet--2 minutes. Please clear airspace.

Pilot 2: Copy that.

Pilot 1: Meat bombs out the door, remain clear.

meat bomb by get fucked! August 12, 2007

meatbombs 

extremely large breasts, too large for everyday comfort and pleasure, larger than the hand can handle.

wow mandy has huge meatbombs
those meatbombs are too dangerous to motorboat

meatbombs by rtcan March 9, 2008

German Meat Bomb 

A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.

Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!

German Meat Bomb by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011