meatbat
an unsually, freakishly large penis
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Meatbat
1. (noun) a large, floppy dong.
2. (noun) strange flying mammal that feeds soley on butchered meat.
3. (noun) an outrageous goon that frequents online gaming realms.
2. (noun) strange flying mammal that feeds soley on butchered meat.
3. (noun) an outrageous goon that frequents online gaming realms.
1. After being flogged by the meatbat, Harriet was somewhat incoherent for a spell.
2. Whilst traversing the Tasmanian basin, Dr. Farquad was assaulted by a rabid meatbat.
3. Did anybody see that guy Meatbat? What a noob.
2. Whilst traversing the Tasmanian basin, Dr. Farquad was assaulted by a rabid meatbat.
3. Did anybody see that guy Meatbat? What a noob.
Meatbat by SunnyCheeba April 23, 2009
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Meatbat muncher
A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.
Meatbat muncher by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008
meatbat muncher
one who loves to suck on gigantic cocks so much that when this person is presented with a huge cock they get very excited.
They knew that hoe from around the block loved to gorge on huge cocks so they decided to call her Mandy the Meatbat Muncher.
meatbat muncher by roman the choad eater October 15, 2008
meatball parade
meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.
1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015
Meatbot
A person whose responses on social media are so knee-jerk predictable and poorly thought out that they would fail the Turing Test.
OMG that Trump supporter just responded to 1,279 examples of Trump’s lies with only “Fake news.” What a meatbot.
Meatbot by AltScalesOfJustice August 31, 2018
meatcation
Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.
meatcation by Dec1001 August 10, 2016
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