meatbat

an unsually, freakishly large penis

'that's not a cock, that's a MEATBAT!'

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Meatbat

1. (noun) a large, floppy dong.
2. (noun) strange flying mammal that feeds soley on butchered meat.
3. (noun) an outrageous goon that frequents online gaming realms.

1. After being flogged by the meatbat, Harriet was somewhat incoherent for a spell.
2. Whilst traversing the Tasmanian basin, Dr. Farquad was assaulted by a rabid meatbat.
3. Did anybody see that guy Meatbat? What a noob.

by SunnyCheeba April 23, 2009

Meatbat muncher

A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.

Dude she is such a meatbat muncher! Shes doesnt want to fuck but just suck on my cock all day

by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008

meatbat muncher

one who loves to suck on gigantic cocks so much that when this person is presented with a huge cock they get very excited.

They knew that hoe from around the block loved to gorge on huge cocks so they decided to call her Mandy the Meatbat Muncher.

by roman the choad eater October 15, 2008

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Meatbot

A person whose responses on social media are so knee-jerk predictable and poorly thought out that they would fail the Turing Test.

OMG that Trump supporter just responded to 1,279 examples of Trump’s lies with only “Fake news.” What a meatbot.

by AltScalesOfJustice August 31, 2018

meatcation

A vacation revolving solely around mass consumption of meat.

Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.

by Dec1001 August 10, 2016