Meat package 

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

Meat package by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

little meat package 

A euphemism for your cock/dick/penis.

Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.

Person B: What?

Person A: It's hard.

little meat package by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 26, 2022

little meat package 

your little one

barbra: have you ever been excited before? ://
joe: yes, and my little meat package wasn't so little afterwards

little meat package by porkiies February 2, 2020

hold my package no meat 

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

hold my package no meat by linda 1738 April 2, 2020

packaged meat 

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat

“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”

packaged meat by ow169459 January 27, 2019

Packaged Meat 

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

Packaged Meat by Jake possum May 7, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020