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Meat masher 

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A meat masher is a particularly hard erection when a man wants to mate with another person
I've got a real meat masher on
Meat masher by qawsed123 April 14, 2011
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Meat masher 

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Meat Masher: An adjective describing a women who gives hand jobs often.
Damn that girl is a real Meat masher
Meat masher by T O A S T January 25, 2022
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Meat masher • Marley meat masher • Minnesota Meat-Masher • meat master • meat basher • Meat mastery march • meat • Meat Curtains • meat sweats • meat pie

Meat Masher 

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when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.
I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday
Meat Masher by AAustinMega October 2, 2019
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Minnesota Meat-Masher 

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The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates
"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."
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Marley meat masher

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The act of furiously tounging a man's asshole in the public toilets of the club/bar marley
Dude 1: hey did u hear about Emmanuel?
Dude 2: yea I heard he gave out a Marley meat masher last Saturday
Dude 1: wicked.!
Marley meat masher by bogmilosovuc July 14, 2026
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Meatmaster

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Someone who dedicated their life to penis
Damn, that boy Jonathan sure is a meatmaster. He handled the whole football team with ease.
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meatmaster

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A term describing either a male or female that loves to give oral sex to a male.
Lin's a real meatmaster! She love to suck on my dong 'til it's burning like a hot penny!
meatmaster by pencil pud October 30, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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