Definitions by PenisTicker

Minnesota Meat-Masher 

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates

"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

Minnesota Meat-Masher by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

South Dakota Dick Destroyer 

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.

"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"

South Dakota Dick Destroyer by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

Hawaiian Hotrock 

The act of stuffing smoldering coals into your partners anal cavity and then having anal intercourse.

"Gosh, me and Rebeca did a Hawaiian Hotrock last night, and man my penis is still burning!"

Hawaiian Hotrock by PenisTicker March 18, 2025